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The UK’s Looking for a New Prime Minister – I’m Thinking of Applying for the Job

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I’m thinking of applying to become the next UK Prime Minister (“PM”).  Yes, there are party rules for choosing a PM but I figured since our politicians have broken our social contract with them, their rules no longer apply.  On that basis, I’m seeing the job as “open to all, apply within.”

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My Political Credentials

I know nothing about politics: I don’t follow politics and, in a nutshell, know next to nothing about it.  If you asked me to name more than five UK Members of Parliament (“MPs”) I’d probably need prompting when I reached number four, and even then, I may add some that are not MPs – for example, Nicola Sturgeon (I had to Google that to make sure I spelt her name correctly and that she was indeed not an MP). 

I have no interest in politics: My lack of interest stems from a view that it’s mainly a game played by rich kids with little or no other prospects in their lives.  Wealthy parents, realising from when their child at a young age was too spoilt to be productive in society, pushed their child towards a career that they could buy with well-placed and sizeable contributions to certain organisations or causes.

For some it is a hereditary thing, of course – there’s already a politician in the family so that opens a lot of doors. In this respect, I have to say I score some brownie points.  There are politicians in my ancestry, albeit two to three generations ago.  But for some reason, politics didn’t follow down through the generations as is the case with some who like to keep things in the family.  And, knowing what I know about my ancestors’ lives it would be fair to say, and I don’t feel I’m being biased here, they lived in a time and place where there may have been some semblance of morality left in politics.

I can’t keep secrets: The whole notion that knowledge is power and the person who has accumulated the most knowledge, particularly about their opponents, has all the power is completely nonsensical to me.  This requires an innate ability to keep the knowledge acquired “secret,” a mentality I struggle to comprehend. Why would anyone want to gain sufficient knowledge simply to keep it a secret and then only to use it as a weapon? I simply can’t understand why anyone would want to live such a life – continuously looking for “knowledge” and making sure someone else doesn’t find damning “knowledge” about you or the damning “knowledge” you have about them.

I’m a failure at plotting and scheming:  Politicians spend most of their time plotting and scheming, how to manipulate and get others to do their bidding.  They’re not actually doing anything constructive or productive, but simply sitting in meetings, making plans – most of which are to satisfy those who put them in that position in the first place.  I can’t see being able to take any pride in doing this sort of “work” and I can’t imagine there’s any self-respect or self-satisfaction in earning money from such activities.  Doing an honest day’s work and knowing at the end of the day we did the best we could, that’s what makes us hold our heads up high.

I find it difficult to lie: We all tell “little white lies” because if we didn’t, we wouldn’t be able to get along with anyone.  Here’s an example of a little white lie: a mother proudly shows off her new-born – the ugliest baby you’ve ever seen – and you put on your broadest smile, cross your fingers behind your back and say “oh, what a gorgeous baby you have, you must be so pleased.” 

But politicians go way beyond little white lies.  If they can get away with it, their lies know no bounds.  This I wouldn’t be able to do. When people have casually asked in the past – during the usual “politicians are corrupt, corruption comes with the job” conversations – why don’t I stand in an election, my answer has always been: “I’ll never succeed. If by some miracle I was elected, those in Whitehall would eat me for breakfast … because I’m too honest.”

I don’t want to be a politician:  Who would?

I think we’ve established I’m completely unsuitable for the job and I’m sure there are many more reasons why I shouldn’t be UK’s next PM. I’m not going to lie to you, in short, I would make a disastrous PM. However, considering our most recent 45 day’er, I feel the fact that I would be useless at it shouldn’t discount me completely as a potential candidate.

So, I’m thinking of making an application for the job of PM.  You never know, I could be the disaster the UK needs to derail the Globalists’ plans.  But, first the advert:

My Job Application: “Stay at Home, Protect the Public, Save Lives”

I thought I would begin with a winning statement: “I will hit the ground running” and “deliver.”  (It worked for Liz Truss so I’m feeling hopeful.)  If I were made PM, I would impose certain measures.  The measures wouldn’t apply to everyone or equally but only to a select few.

These measures are necessary to keep the UK from collapsing under the pressure of corruption. To put it simply, if too many people are corrupt at one time the UK will be unable to handle it – meaning more people are likely to die.

All MPs, SAGE members and all other government advisors must go into lockdown – “Stay at Home, Protect the Public, Save Lives.” If they are on holiday abroad at the time these rules come into force, they must return home immediately.  On arrival in the UK, they must go directly home and stay at home.

They must close their businesses, their children must not go to school, they must observe strict physical distancing – including no contact with members of other households – and their social events (including weddings and funerals) must be postponed.  They should not be meeting with friends.  If their friends ask to meet with them, they must say “no.” They should only leave home to shop for basic necessities or for doing one form of exercise a day. Initially, they will not require paperwork to go outside. However, tighter restrictions may be implemented if deemed necessary.

If someone in their household falls ill, they must not go to the hospital or visit the doctor’s surgery.  Instead, they should wait a few days to see if their condition gets worse and if it does, then they should phone, not visit, a doctor.  The doctor, or the receptionist, will phone them back, make a diagnosis and give instructions as to what they should do next.

They must register on a track and trace app so that their movements and their contacts can be monitored 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.  If they don’t voluntarily sign up for the app, we will use their smart devices to monitor them – the use of bracelets could be an option. All virtual meetings, text messages, phone calls, and social media and email accounts will be monitored. Any disinformation or misinformation they spread, online or in the media, will be censored.

Police will have the power to enforce these rules. Police will break up gatherings of MPs and their advisors and fine those flouting rules.  Should they not pay the fines then action will be sought in the courts.

During their stay-at-home order, they will be paid 80% of their salary up to a maximum of £2,500 per month.

These measures will be reviewed after three weeks to enable investigations to take place into the role each official has played. But investigations could take some time and so restrictions could be imposed for a year or more. 

We are fighting corruption, when the information changes of course we must change course too.  For example, it may be that restrictions for some are relaxed as investigations allow and then subsequently new evidence comes to light which justifies restrictions to be tightened again.  During investigations, we could also discover things are twice as bad as anything seen earlier.  On the other hand, it is also right to try every option before issuing another stay-at-home order. It is a matter of weighing up the risks versus the benefits. And of course, we must remain flexible as to whom stay-at-home orders apply. As investigations progress there may be others, outside of government and their advisors, who should have lockdowns and restrictions placed on them.

I don’t have details on what the next steps should be. We are living in unprecedented times and we will have to review the information and make the best decisions we can based on the information we have at the time.

What do you think?  Do you think I’ll get the job?Hopefully not.

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bluearea
bluearea
1 month ago

Can monkeys apply or do they have to look like a human even if their not

Bob - Enough
Bob - Enough
Reply to  bluearea
1 month ago

Is it a transgender monkey ?.

Gerald
Gerald
Reply to  bluearea
1 month ago

Monkeys have far too much common sense to apply!

Bob - Enough
Bob - Enough
1 month ago

You have my vote. Can I be your foreign Minister ?, because I hate everyone, with a different race, creed, sex, gender, football team, city or place of residence, political view, religion and favourite ice cream flavour.

May as well put the last nail in the coffin of this once great Country.

Carol
Carol
Reply to  Rhoda Wilson
1 month ago

You’d have my vote as well Rhoda. However, I hope you’d be willing to sack any existing Freemasons, and ban any from applying for posts within your new Government. That would surely almost empty the House of Commons, and pave the way for a whole new raft of incorruptable, capable and honest folk, which is what we need right now (in my opinion)

OK, I know it’s all in my dreams, but good luck mi Dear!

Deb
Deb
Reply to  Rhoda Wilson
1 month ago

They will be locked down in the end alright……worse 7 years of their life after “ investigations” and judgement is passed down.

Aluna
Aluna
1 month ago

I think the lettuce should become the new PM.
It already triumphed over Liz Truss in the stamina contest organized by the Daily Star.

Rhonda
Rhonda
1 month ago

The world would change for the Better if you ran, And Won! Sincerely

A Person
A Person
Reply to  Rhoda Wilson
1 month ago

Be a tad scary though when the elites come up to you (or whoever is the PM) and say, “We want you to push these poisons on everyone. If you don’t, something will happen to you – and this guillotine is a clue.”

That’s why the head of lettuce would make the best PM – if they threaten to chop her at the head, it wouldn’t do anything.

Watcher Seeker
Watcher Seeker
1 month ago

Yes, there are party rules” – they change the rules when it suits them or when the old rules produce the wrong result.

“What Really Just Happened In The UK…” – it was a Globalist coup – a plot, an anti-democracy move by the ruling elite.

https://www.zerohedge.com/political/what-really-just-happened-uk

“RICHARD LITTLEJOHN: The grey men of a certain age are back in charge… We’ve ended up with a palace coup staged by Remainers determined to keep us in lockstep with the EU”.”

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-11338229/RICHARD-LITTLEJOHN-Weve-ended-palace-coup-staged-Remainers.html

“Democracy Dies – Liz Truss Forced to Resign”

https://www.armstrongeconomics.com/uncategorized/democracy-dies-liz-truss-forced-to-resign/

Jayna Dinnyes
Jayna Dinnyes
1 month ago

Why bother? The Monarchy there is in total charge! Queen Elizabeth was the wealthiest woman in the world. You subjects are being totally robbed!
The Christian King Charles II under The Christian Vatican (1600’s) was a monster. Now you finally have King Charles III. What will happen NEXT?
I post publicly and freely on MeWe. STAY WELL NATURALLY!
ETERNAL LIFE BLESSINGS FOR YAHWEH’S SAINTS!

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Augustus
Augustus
1 month ago

I know a guy that’s a hair sniffing pedophile who showers with his young daughter,sexually assaults female staffers, shakes hands with ghosts, falls up stairs, and has a teleprompter as large as a city bus that could fill this order. He has a crack head son, who happens to to the smartest man he knows, will also work cheap at 90 grand a month to assist. You can probably find him on some beach in Delaware, he’s there all the time.

iv lane
iv lane
1 month ago

I think Liss Truss did a good job for the poor people

Watcher Seeker
Watcher Seeker
Reply to  iv lane
1 month ago

I agree with you iv. My view is that he massive increase in the cost of energy was planed a long time ago. The aim is to use energy as a weapon to control us and to drain people’s savings thus increasing state dependency. They used the global warming hoax to deprive us of cheap energy and now the contrived war in Ukraine has accelerated their plans.

The massive increase in the cost energy was, and is, intended to wipe out the savings of those who have savings. The handouts to help with energy bills are supposed to go only to people on benefits, because the handouts are a means of Marxist redistribution of wealth. The people behind the curtain, the ones who really rule us, didn’t like the fact that Truss gave help with energy bills to everyone, because that helps people to hang on to their savings.

Also, I think I read that Truss was against mandatory vaccination and would never introduce it, but I am happy to be corrected if that isn’t so.

Watcher Seeker
Watcher Seeker
Reply to  Watcher Seeker
1 month ago

Regarding my comment “The handouts to help with energy bills are supposed to go only to people on benefits”. Sunak wants “targetted” help for “the most vulnerable”, so that means no help for the rest of the population. Before I go on, let me draw a distinction between people who are vulnerable due to illness and health issues and those who are in the “vulnerable” group because of low income – i.e. they qualify for UC or tax credits. People on low incomes who are just above the threshold and miss out on UC and tax credits (and that includes me) will be denied help with their bills and then massive energy bills will drive them into severe poverty, while those in receipt of benefits will be comfortable. In Venezuela, a Marxist country, the poor get free electricity. Britain is not far off being a Marxist country under “Conservative” rule. I wait nervously to see if I am proved right.

Watcher Seeker
Watcher Seeker
Reply to  Watcher Seeker
1 month ago

When I say “he handouts to help with energy bills are supposed to go only to people on benefits” – I mean that is how they want it not that I think that is how it should be.

iv lane
iv lane
1 month ago

well from what I know of monkeys they are better than human beings

J Smith
J Smith
1 month ago

Additional personal qualities needed:

Must bow down to the most obnoxious sociopath, Mr.Flabby Schwabby
Must keep an optimistic appearance when all around you are keeling over after taking the jab.
Must be able to keep a straight face when urging people to take more and more jabs, which do not prevent you getting the illness and as the injections remove your Natural Immunity they will die from this experiment.
Most importantly, whatever rules you bring in, you and your friends can do whatever you like
Deplete the country of all reserves by funding false wars around the World. Must have been to Boy Scouts and Eton where you will have learned how to play War Games.
You can have as many sexual partners as you can handle. After all, they will all be sterile after taking the jab and so no childcare issues will arise.
Finally, you cannot and must not be squeamish and you must have absolutely no feelings for other human beings – they are servants and usesless eaters, but you can get as fat as you like on real beef burghers.

If you succeed in your application your term of office can be terminated at any time and you may be sent by Mr.Flabby Schwabby to an extermination camp.You will have served your purpose to the Elites, but we too have no humanity or care for you, or anyone, but ourselves. We never said it was a job for life.

andrew whitney
andrew whitney
1 month ago

You are amazing Rhoda! How do you find the time to research and write so much? Your reporting is so detailed and comprehensive and soundly written with excellence! It makes me so angry that as soon as I mention the Expose to politicians, they all dismiss it as rubbish, of no importance and conspiracy theories. The are so blind and prejudiced! Congratulations! Keep up the good work!

pswpma
pswpma
1 month ago

DO IT!!! You would be GRAND!

Deb
Deb
1 month ago

In this insane world created by those who have done their best to run this s*it show with absolutely no clue what the ending is fixing to bring them, you might as well jump in and give them a show they will never forget. In the end “they” will all get that big surprise as they look UP!