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Today I’m bringing you the very best of Covid Rules and explaining the complicated science behind them, wrote James Macpherson.  “We were treated like idiots for two years. We must never, ever forget.”

Below is Macpherson’s list of Covid Rules and “the science.”

1. Covid Rule

We had to wear masks when entering a restaurant and walking to the table, but were allowed to remove the mask when seated at the table. Mask had to be reapplied in order to leave.

The Science: The Covid doesn’t spread when you’re eating and drinking.

2. Covid Rule

No one was allowed out in public except to riot over the death of George Floyd.

The Science: A pandemic of racism (yes that’s actually what some media called it) was more deadly than an actual pandemic.

3. Covid Rule:

Curfews.

The Science: The Covid can tell time.

4. Covid Rule:

In Ohio, the sport of wrestling was permitted but competitors were not allowed to shake hands at the end of the bout.

The Science: The Covid hated good sports.

5. Covid Rule:

Melbourne residents were told it was “not in the spirit of the lockdown” to watch the sunset.

The Science: The Covid kept a list of people who glanced at the setting sun and eventually infected them.

6. Covid Rule:

People walking alone on secluded beaches were arrested.

The Science: An infected walker could infect grains of sand, or possibly even fish.


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7. Covid Rule:

Go safe, go “glory hole”. Also, don’t rape people.

The Science: The Covid will not attempt to infect sexual deviants.

8. Covid Rule:

When sitting in a park you and your friends were required to sit within circles painted on the grass.

The Science: The Covid agreed not to penetrate inside the painted circles but that anyone outside the circles was fair game.

9. Covid Rule:

In France, people had to fill out a form authorising themselves to go outside for a walk. In the absence of a form, people could write a letter and sign it, or else give themselves permission via an app. If you left the house without giving yourself written permission to do so, you had to pay a fine.

The Science: The Covid would not spread if you had a note saying you were taking the pandemic seriously.

10. Covid Rule:

Do not speak in the elevator.

The Science: The Covid respects silence.

11. Covid Rule:

AFL goalposts needed to be disinfected by men in hazmat suits.

The Science: Researchers calculated that it was technically possible for an infected player to touch the ball which, when kicked, might hit the post, transferring the Covid from player to ball to post. A player who subsequently touched the post and then inadvertently put his finger near his mouth could get Covid, maybe.

12. Covid Rule:

Supermarket workers were required to operate behind a perspex safety screen even though they were touching all the grocery items you had just touched before returning them to you for transportation home whereupon you would touch them again.

The Science: The Covid got confused by the perspex screen and forgot it could transmit itself via people’s hands.

13. Covid Rule:

In the UK you were not allowed to drink an alcoholic beverage on site unless you also ate something.

The Science: Opening your mouth to pour liquid into would attract the Covid but opening your mouth to shove food down it would not.

[Later “the science” discovered a meal no longer protected people whilst they were drinking and the rule was dropped. Some members of the Irish public claimed to be unclear about Government regulations regarding drinking in pubs during ‘The Times Of Covid’. So, the following leaflet was distributed to fully clarify the situation.]

About the Author

James Macpherson writes for Rebel News, Sky News, and The Spectator Australia. He appears on Sky TV weekly as a commentator on ‘The World According to Rowan Dean’. He is author of “Notes from Woketopia: Laying Bare the Lunacy of Woke Culture”.  He regularly publishes articles on Substack which you can subscribe and follow HERE.

Featured image: The Sciences of Covid-19, University Health Network, Toronto

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Lisa
Lisa
6 days ago

It was insane at the time and is still insane. When are the trials and arrests without bail going tovstart?

john
john
Reply to  Lisa
6 days ago

Things are to be revealed that will shock people beyond the sanest of imaginations.
https://www.bitchute.com/video/hRn6R868pwK5/

john
john
6 days ago

There was no science. There was/is systemic fraud. Followed by mass murder to hide that fraud.
https://rumble.com/v1mny36-ed-dowd-covid-and-the-global-financial-collapse-a-tale-of-catastrophes-and-.html

creamwalls
creamwalls
6 days ago

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ingdur
ingdur
Reply to  creamwalls
6 days ago

i will remember this for as long as i live !

Carole
Carole
6 days ago

Brilliant the way in which this was written ludicrous the way in which the.masses of the population complied, I remember sitting in a bar with my friend we both never ever wore a mask, never tested we ,exempted ourselves from their scam very early on ,we watched other people coming in with the mask taking it off putting it back on to go to the toilet we laughed at them but angry at the same time we did get hostile looks when we just couldnt hold our tongues and tried to tell them they simply wouldnt listen

Corona Hotspott
Corona Hotspott
6 days ago

Covid and science? Covid and fraud!

Bob - Enough
Bob - Enough
6 days ago

We need more humour, please keep posting articles like this.

Islander
Islander
Reply to  Bob - Enough
5 days ago

I’d have thought by now that you would be deluged with humour being a Toffees fan!

Bob - Enough
Bob - Enough
Reply to  Islander
5 days ago

Also an English fan, so today you can say anything and I do not care… Hahaha, because I am partying = smiling somewhat.

Islander
Islander
Reply to  Bob - Enough
5 days ago

I didn’t know Iran could play football? But these days anything goes-even women can ‘play’ football; I kid you not!
As for the Toffees, should FL be sacked anytime soon, Steve Bruce is always available!

Bob - Enough
Bob - Enough
Reply to  Islander
5 days ago

Iran are quite good at football, even played with a few games over there, in a park on a business do with some teenagers – a lot younger and fitter than me (and of course MOST, do not drink), sharp as heck. Regards alcahol = you can get it so easily over there – you are even asked … as in Qatar, Saudi, UAE for instance … no worries, if you are just discreet. The food is bloody spectacular as well is all of the placed mentioned.

Not saying it is the best place… but it is defo up there due to the young – intelligent – educated, polite and friendly people …

They (Iranians) are football mad by the way … Manure and the Red S**te fans predominately (like most nations over there) … but I indocrinated a few of them, even contacted Everton to send some old shirts across as a marketing ploy – what did they (Everton) do ? – SWEET FA.

Ignore what you hear … not Western values, but accommodating – if that makes sense.

You can Fk Steve Bruce, I will stay with Lampard.

As for your ridiculous comment that “even women can ‘play’ football” … GIVE IT A REST MATE… I maybe an arse, but I am not stupid. Which idiot bloke would unlock the key to the kitchen or un-tape their gobs ?

WES
WES
6 days ago

what are we talking about to this day no one has isolated any virus using the “KOCH” method, not to mention that even if someone managed to do it and repeat it three times, he wouldn’t be able to publish it, the pentagon has a PATENT on the alleged virus

Jannine Jones
Jannine Jones
Reply to  WES
6 days ago

Here is an excellent video of Dr. David Martin explaining to Reiner Fullmich exactly why/how the WuFlu virus was patented, ho

https://www.altcensored.com/watch?v=ihjNDf32_Ac

Jannine Jones
Jannine Jones
Reply to  Jannine Jones
6 days ago

Sorry, hope this works in UK !!

WES
WES
6 days ago

https://www.dakowski.pl/cv19-vax-destroys-hearts-brains-of-billions-of-people-dr-sucharit-bhakdi/
Dr. Bhakdi says the German government is persecuting him with totally false charges of antisemitism, but he is really being punished for speaking out against the CV19 vax. Early on he told people not to get the CV19 injections. If convicted, Dr. Bhakdi says he faces 5 years in prison. His trial is in 2023.

WES
WES
6 days ago

”DURING TIMES OF UNIVERSAL DECEIT TELLING THE TRUTH BECOMES A REVOLUTIONARY ACT” 
GEORGE ORWELL

ingdur
ingdur
6 days ago

It has been a while since I laughed so hard. I had already come upon the ridiculous rule of being okay to sit down eating but having to diaper up when standing, but that article is hilariously showing what a clown act this all was. How did we not see it quicker, and how is it that some still don’t see it ?

PureBlood1778
PureBlood1778
6 days ago

If science can’t be questioned it’s not science anymore. It’s propaganda. They want to rip on people for taking Ivermectin. I researched and saw the evidence on the internet. Research papers are on the internet for those who wants to see. Top respected world doctors are being under defamation by MSM and vaccine manufacturers. I won’t back down recommeding IVM. You can get yours by visiting https://ivmpharmacy.com

Kay
Kay
5 days ago

Idiocy is funny, but it’s also sickening. I was enraged from the beginning by all the insane things they were making people do. I still see people wearing masks. One woman told me she hadn’t had a cold in two years, as though she thought the mask was protecting her. Apparently she’s planning to wear it for the rest of her life.

WES
WES
5 days ago

This is Komunizm Dr. Bhakdi says the German government is persecuting him with totally false charges of antisemitism, but he is really being punished for speaking out against the CV19 vax. Early on he told people not to get the CV19 injections. If convicted, Dr. Bhakdi says he faces 5 years in prison. His trial is in 2023.