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Monkeypox: You didn’t really believe they were launching a shot-by-shot remake of Covid, did you?

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Lock yourselves down inside your homes! Break out the masks and prophylactic face-shields! Switch off what’s left of your critical faculties and prepare yourselves to “follow the Science!”

Yes, that’s right, just as the survivors of The Simulated Apocalyptic Plague of 2020-2021 were crawling up out of their Covid bunkers and starting to “build the world back better,” another biblical pestilence has apparently been unleashed on humanity!

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By CJ Hopkins, 25 May 2022

This time it’s the dreaded monkeypox, a viral zoonotic disease endemic to central and western Africa that circulates among giant pouched rats, squirrels, dormice, and other rodents and has been infecting humans for centuries, or millennia. Monkeypox causes fever, headaches, muscle aches, and sometimes fluid-filled blisters, tends to resolve in two to four weeks, and thus poses absolutely zero threat to human civilization generally.

The corporate media do not want to alarm us, but it is their duty as professional journalists to report that THE MONKEYPOX IS SPREADING LIKE WILDFIRE! OVER 100 CASES OF MONKEYPOX have been confirmed in countries throughout the world! MONKEYPOX TASKFORCES are being convened! Close-up photos of NASTY-LOOKING MONKEYPOX LESIONS are being disseminated! The President of the United States says “EVERYBODY SHOULD BE CONCERNED!”

Monkeypoxmania’ by CJ Hopkins

The WHO is calling it “a multi-country monkeypox outbreak!” Belgium has introduced a mandatory quarantine. The CDC has gone to “Alert Level 2!” “Enhanced precautions” are recommended! In New York City, the nexus of probably the most paranoid, mask-wearing, quadruple-“vaccinated” New Normal fanatics on the face of the planet, the Department of Health is instructing everyone to wear the masks they are already wearing to protect them from both Covid and monkeypox, and smallpox, and largepox, and airborne cancer, and God knows what other horrors might be out there!

Here in the capital of New Normal Germany, Karl Lauterbach, who, despite wasting hundreds of millions of Euros on superfluous “vaccines,” attempting to compulsorily “vaccinate” every man, woman, and child in the country, and otherwise behaving like a fascist lunatic, remains the official Minister of Health, is excitedly hopping up and down and hooting like a Siamang gibbon about “recommendations for isolation and quarantine,” and other “monkeypox containment measures.”

As Yogi Berra famously put it, “it’s like déjà vu all over again.”

Except that it isn’t … or it probably isn’t. Before I could even finish this column, the United GloboCap Ministries of Truth started dialing down the monkeypox panic. It appears they’re going with “it’s a gay pandemic,” or an “LGBTQ pandemic,” or an “LGBTQIA+ pandemic,” or whatever the official acronym is by the time I click the “publish” button, and making other noises to the effect that it might not be absolutely necessary this time to order a full-scale global lockdown, release the drones and robotic dogs, inject everybody with experimental drugs, and start viciously persecuting “monkeypox deniers.”

Monkeypoxmania’ by CJ Hopkins

You didn’t really believe they were launching a shot-by-shot remake of Covid, did you? The showrunners at GloboCap may be preternaturally evil, but they aren’t stupid. Only the most hopelessly brainwashed New Normals would go along with another “apocalyptic pandemic” before the current one has even been officially cancelled. No, unfortunately, odds are, we’re just getting a preview of what “life” is going to be like in the New Normal Reich, where the masses will be perpetually menaced by an inexhaustible assortment of exotic pathogens and interchangeable pseudo-pathological threats.

The New Normal was never about Covid specifically. It was always about implementing a new “reality” — a pathologised-totalitarian “reality,” not so much ruled as discreetly “guided” by unaccountable, supranational, non-governmental governing entities, global corporations, and assorted billionaires — in which Covid, or monkeypox, or kangaroopox, or any other viral zoonotic disease, or any climate-related or economic development, or aberrant ideological or behavioral tendency, could be used as a pretext to foment another outbreak of mindless mass hysteria and impose additional restrictions on society.

That new “reality” has been implemented … perhaps not as firmly as originally intended, but implemented nonetheless. We are being conditioned to accept this new “reality,” as we were conditioned to accept the War on Terror “reality,” to pointlessly remove our footwear at the airport, place our liquids in travel-size containers, submit to groping by “security staff,” and otherwise live in a state of constant low-level fear of a “terrorist attack,” as we are now being conditioned to wear masks where we are told, submit to mandatory “vaccination,” and live in constant low-level fear of the next purportedly deadly pathogen.

Sadly, most of us will accept this conditioning, and adapt to the “minor inconveniences” that are being imposed on us at every turn. After all, what difference does it really make if we have to wear a little mask on an airplane, or on public transport, or at the doctor’s office? And is it really such a breach of our fundamental rights to freedom of speech, freedom of movement, association, privacy, and basic bodily autonomy if we have to allow governments and global corporations to censor our political opinions, prevent us from traveling, forbid us to protest, and force us to submit to invasive medical treatments in order to hold a job? We got used to taking off our shoes at the airport and watching the “security staff” fondle our kids’ genitals, and invading and bombing other countries and murdering whole families with drones, didn’t we? Surely, we’ll get used to this.

Or … OK, I won’t, and neither will you, probably, but the majority of the masses will. They just demonstrated that pretty clearly, didn’t they? As they demonstrated it during the Global War on Terror. As they demonstrated it during the Cold War. As they demonstrated it … oh, never mind.

Sorry, I really wanted to end this column on a positive note. All right, here’s one! A little good news, finally! According to the professional fact-checkers at Reuters, it turns out “there is no evidence at all that the World Economic Forum’s annual meeting [which is taking place in Davos right now] was scheduled to coincide with these outbreaks of monkeypox,” and anyone who says there is, or implies there is, or who deviates from or questions the “facts,” or the “Science,” or whatever, is a “monkeypox-denying, conspiracy-theorising, anti-vax, Putin-loving disinformationist,” and so everything is actually hunky-dory, or it will be as soon as we teach those evil Rooskies a little thermonuclear lesson!

I don’t know about you, but that’s a load off my mind. For a moment there, I thought we were in trouble.

About the Author

CJ Hopkins is an award-winning playwright, novelist, and political satirist.  His political satire and commentary has been published by Consent Factory, OffGuardian, ZeroHedge, ColdType, Rubikon,, CounterPunch, Dissident Voice, and many other publications, and has been widely translated.

The above is an article authored by CJ Hopkins titled ‘Monkeypoxmania’. You can find more articles by CJ Hopkins and subscribe to his Substack HERE.

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1 year ago

I shared this: Monkeypox causes fever, headaches, muscle aches & sometimes fluid-filled blisters, tends to resolve in 2 to 4 weeks & thus poses absolutely zero threat to human civilization generally. And for which you definitely do NOT need a vaccine! Trust your natural immunity. Do not trust the compromised media hype. 

Richard Noakes
Richard Noakes
Reply to  marlene
1 year ago

You don’t have ANY natural immunity if you have been mRNA or RNA vaccinated – in all probability, your bodies immunity is down to minus 192% or more do my free salt water cure and remain safe from viruses that way irrespective of if vaccinated, or not:  3 minutes from preparation to job done!!

Everything else you have read, or heard, is totally irrelevant – how simple is that?

Covid Crusher: Mix one heaped teaspoon of Iodine table salt in a mug of warm clean water, cup a hand and sniff or snort the entire mugful up your nose, spitting out anything which comes down into your mouth. If sore, then you have a virus, so continue morning noon and night, or more often if you want, until the soreness goes away (2-3 minutes) then blow out your nose and flush away, washing your hands afterwards, until when you do my simple cure, you don’t have any soreness at all, when you flush – job done. Also swallow a couple of mouthfuls of salt water and if you have burning in your lungs, salt killing virus and pneumonia, there too.

My simple salt water cure, kills all Coronaviruses and viruses, as soon as you think you have an infection, or while self isolating, before the viruses mutate into the disease in your head and body, for which there is no cure – that is, after you have been out shopping, or mixing with people with potentially, Omicron or Delta viruses, or any other virus.

It washes behind the eyes, the brain bulb, brain stem (Long Covid), The Escutcheon Tubes to the inner ears and the top of the throat which is at a point roughly level with half way up your ears and not where your mouth is and down the back of your throat, when sore.

I have been doing this simple cure for over 28.5 years and I am and others, never sick from viruses and there is no reason why any of you should be either – when your only alternative are those vaccines!!

I do my simple preparation, after I have been out and about, or come into contact with people who have been vaccinated – it has kept me safe – and I hope it keeps me safe for the foreseeable future as Graphene Oxide is in the very air we breathe, outside, as well, but now from the vaccinated!!

Simply put, if the inside of your nose is dry and crusty, you are OK, if your nose is runny, you really need to do a salt water sniffle as quickly as possible and monitor the results, to see if further salt water sniffles are necessary, but later on in that evening – so far – I remain immune from potential Covid infections, doing just this.

No vaccines for me – ever – pass on my free cure and have those pass it on too

Reply to  Richard Noakes
1 year ago

cant get the hang of your remedy, i just keep swallowing a lot of water

1 year ago

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Richard Noakes
Richard Noakes
1 year ago

Read an article on another substack which was pretty muddled and seemed to lose track of what it was trying to say – so I’ll try and put it clearer here:

When people have the mRNA vaccines, the vaccines reduce your natural immunity down to minus 192% or greater and when you have a booster shot, this increases the minus immunity back to plus immunity from diseases, but after a few weeks, your natural immunity goes back to minus 192% or greater.

Your body immunity is weakened by the mRNA vaccines, which is what they do (making you totally vulnerable to any infection), in addition to changing your DNA to something else, but overall, you are more vulnerable to any disease or illness you get, including Coronavirus, which is why “breakout infections” occur so frequently.

My Dentist, who is triple mRNA vaccinated, has a Coronavirus breakout infection and only after he has cleared that infection, but 2-3 weeks later, will he find out if he has Covid and if so, his chances of recovery are slim, because he will need to go on a ventilator (set on high – which scars the lungs) and if that does not kill him, then Covid probably will. My understanding is that few survive the ventilator and recover.

Apparently they gasp their lives away like landed fish and nothing can be done to save them.

When you have been mRNA vaccinated, your body is already in a -200% or greater “minus immunity state” and by taking the Smallpox vaccine, your body might convert the vaccine into Smallpox, because your body cannot fight the Smallpox vaccine and overpower it (which is how body immunity is gained) and you end up with full blown Smallpox instead, which would then go on to infect everyone else who has been mRNA vaccinated as well, in a new Smallpox infection, which would decimate 7.4 plus billion vaccinated around the world, presumably.

Therefore, it is recommended that any mRNA vaccinated person, does not have the Smallpox vaccine, because the end results might be much worse than Monkeypox itself, which is not known to be lethal.

My free salt water cure, will keep you safe from airborne viruses including Coronavirus and Smallpox and Monkeypox, presumably. You cannot catch Covid, you have to catch a Coronavirus first and leave that to become Covid (or Pneumonia) in the nasal passages of your head (hence Long Covid)

Oh look. 35 monkeypox cases in the midwest in 2003.

8 in Illinois

No call for universal masking.
No school closures.
No panic.

Imagine that.
— Emma Woodhouse (@EWoodhouse7) May 21, 2022
Republished from the author’s Substack
Josh Stevenson Brownstone Institute

“As of July 8, 2003, a total of 71 cases of monkeypox have been reported to CDC from Wisconsin (39), Indiana (16), Illinois (12), Missouri (two), Kansas (one), and Ohio (one); these include 35 (49%) cases laboratory-confirmed at CDC and 36 (51%) suspect and probable cases under investigation by state and local health departments (Figure 1). Eleven cases were excluded from those reported previously because they met the exclusion criteria outlined in the updated national case definition, and one new case was added (1). The number of cases increased from May 15 through the week ending June 8 and declined subsequently; the date of onset for the last case was June 20. Of the 71 cases, 39 (55%) occurred among females; the median age was 28 years (range: 1–51 years). Age data were unavailable for one patient. Among 69 patients for whom data were available, 18 (26%) were hospitalized; some patients were hospitalized for isolation precautions only. Two patients, both children, had serious clinical illness (1—4); both of these patients have recovered. The majority of patients were exposed to prairie dogs. Some patients were exposed in premises where prairie dogs were kept, and others were exposed to persons with monkeypox. No patients have been confirmed to have had exposure to persons with monkeypox as their only possible exposure.”


Reply to  Richard Noakes
1 year ago

Well summarized – the deal I made when I put the curse on it was 7,330,000,000 or 7.33 billion.

See if it works 🙂

I’m not on anybodies side excewpt my Lord and as such I am only here to see the Human Disgrace out of the Universe – the sooner the better.

1 year ago

I agree that this is just the beginning. Monkey-pox (a virus with a name deliberately chosen to mock the people) is an interlude virus, after a few weeks the WHO will say that because of its prompt implementation of control measures, it has gone away. The people will be impressed with this great WHO and when the next virus comes along, the WHO will declare it to be very dangerous, with isolation, mask wearing and vaccination being our only chance to survive, and, like lemmings, the people will flock to have the death shot. It will be so ‘serious’ that vaccine will become compulsory and will be enforced (at gun-point) by the Nazi Azov brigade, evacuated from the defeated Ukraine.

Reply to  uftonwood
1 year ago

It has been obvious to me that right from the start they have been mocking the “sheeple.”
Right from the day when they told the world that eating bat soup had caused a deadly plague. The muzzles making people go around looking like dogs. And now as you say, monkeypox. Globocap must be laughing their heads off all all those who believe these lies.